11 March, 2010

Help Wanted - by Deborah

Prompts were whiskey, print, something thrown away




Help Wanted



"Robert is complete and utter asshole," Grant muttered as he sat on the park bench in the late April sunshine. He stared at the idyllic scene before him - Sheep's Meadow; a slice of heaven in the heart of Manhattan. Even the name of the place brought an angry response from him, "The entire ad agency should be down here grazing." For sheep they were; having quietly stood by and witnessed Robert The Prick stealing Grant's number one account. Robert held seniority in the agency, so no one challenged his lies.

Grant was just starting to regret quitting his job during the heated argument that took place only twenty minutes ago. Probably wasn't the best move with the current state of the economy, he thought disgustedly. At least he'd bought a newspaper this morning and could immediately begin flipping through the Help Wanted section, he reasoned, trying to find a positive note in the day.


He reached into his briefcase, removed the newspaper and opened it to the classifieds. Overshooting the jobs section, he found himself scanning the personal ads. Though Grant certainly wasn't the type to ever answer one, he enjoyed reading them as they almost always produced a laugh or two; something he sorely needed at the moment. He looked around guiltily, making sure no one could see the jobless man scanning the personals instead of looking for a job.


Five minutes of perusing desperate cries of lonliness and he felt pretty good about himself. He was jobless, but at least he had some self-respect, he thought. He was about to close the paper when an ad caught his interest.


"Are you an attractive, successful unattached man who finds himself recently unemployed? If so, I've got a great opportunity for you! I'm embarrassed to say that I need a part-time boyfriend. I'm not looking for romance, just someone who is attractive, articulate, and can accompany me on various family functions and outings. My family and friends constantly hound me about my lack of a personal life and I'd like to rent a boyfriend for a few months to give myself a break from their nagging. Predicted outings and events include dinners at the family home on Montauk, sailing on my father's yacht, and an occasional cocktail party at the country club.

About me: I am an attractive, educated, career-minded, 30-yr-old blue-eyed brunette who wishes to remain single. I am a lively conversationalist and I promise you will enjoy my company, if not my family's. I love reading and music...Nelson Demille is my favorite author. Metallica's "Whisky In The Jar" is my favorite song (so much so that I named my dog Whiskey). I am one of those rabid Yankees fans therefore Redsox fans need not apply. I'm not kidding about that one. I will pay all expenses and $20/hour for actual time spent in front of my family and well-meaning friends. Please drop me a line if you think this is something you're qualified for. Signed, Mattie"


Grant was still smiling as he finished reading the ad. That sounded exactly like an ad he would place. His own family and friends were always badgering him about not having a steady girlfriend. He wondered idly if the writer of the ad would consider reciprocating the arrangement rather than paying a salary. She certainly sounded level-headed and business-oriented. He wondered what kind of name Mattie was. The smile faltered as he tried to picture what she might look like. In all probability, she was a bespectled 60-year-old named Matilda with dozens of cats.


He folded the newspaper and dumped it into the trashcan next to the bench. He was back to being depressed and decided to spend the day feeling sorry for himself. Tomorrow would be soon enough to look for a job, he thought. He grabbed his briefcase, stood up, and headed down the paved path thinking of how nice it must be to go sailing off Montauk.


His thoughts were interrupted by woman frantically screaming, "Whiskey! Whiskey, nooooo! Whiskeyyyyyy!"


He turned in time to see a very large black dog galloping at full-speed straight toward the bench he'd just vacated. Attached to the dog by a leash was an attractive brunette on rollerblades fighting to keep her balance. Just as it looked like the dog would run them both into the metal bench, it changed direction and veered left, aiming straight for Grant. He tried desperately to get out of the way, but they were coming at an angle to him. If he moved right, the dog would crash into him. If he moved left, the small woman would hit him and most likely sustain serious damage. He contemplated jumping over the leash as they neared but suddenly there was no time. The leash struck his knees and his legs were pulled out from under him. Dog, woman, and Grant all ended up in a pile on the path.


The dog recoverd first and licked enthusiastically at Grant's chin. The woman frantically brushed at Grant's suit as they got to their feet. "Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you OK? Wow! I can't believe that happened." Now, to the dog, "Whiskey, you moron, what the hell is the matter with you?"


Grant studied her face and guessed her age to be about thirty. She had the most beautiful blue eyes he'd ever seen.


"Mattie?", he asked her.


She appeared stunned for a moment and then replied, "Do I know you?"

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10 March, 2010

Austin 2012 - by Deborah

The rats had been the first to die. No one was really certain of when it started…one day the rats were there and the next they were gone, or so it seemed. Downtown areas always have rats, no matter how clean and bright a city may be. Austin was no exception. The fine restaurants that drew so many people downtown had dumpsters behind them which drew the rats into the dark alleys. Not really something you think about when enjoying an eight-course dinner at the Driscoll Hotel, but there you have it. That tiny piece of filet mignon left on your plate would taste the same to a rat as a greasy stale potato chip from the bar’s dumpster two doors down.

Becky’s mind cracked a little bit as she envisioned a rat wearing a tuxedo seated at a linen-covered table, dining on filet mignon. The temperature under the shade of the overpass had to be at least 110 degrees and her dark hair was plastered to her head with dampness. She’d never liked Texas summers but this one was worse than any she could remember. It was as if the Fates had decided to see what other misery they could inflict upon a world already destroyed.
She gazed at the stretch of freeway before her. Folks had been excited about its construction. It was more art than a means to get from point A to point B. Beautiful stone mosaic patterns decorated the walls lining the pavement. The heartbeat of Austin had been painstakingly depicted in the images created by local artists. Here was a piano and guitar done in limestone and pink granite, a tribute to Austin’s live music scene. Farther up were Texas longhorns grazing in a pasture dotted with bluebonnets, composed in shades of red sandstone and blue agate. The freeway’s only occupants were empty dust-coated cars, most of their tires flat and windows broken out. Some determined weeds had managed to break through the asphalt to grow in the shade provided by the vehicles.

The news stations had reported that the virus started in North Korea. Becky hadn’t been the type to follow world news so she didn’t know exactly why the North Koreans had created such a monster or for what political reasons they unleashed it upon the world. All she knew was that everything had ended. Her entire family, her friends and co-workers, and everyone she’d ever known had all died within the first two months. The hospitals had still been open, but there was nothing that could be done. The virus was indestructible. Radio and television broadcasts had stopped about a month later. Becky hadn’t seen another living person in six months. As far as she knew, she was the only person alive in Central Texas. Somehow she’d been immune; something cursed daily.

Some species had complete immunity to the virus; crows, horses, snakes (ugh). The ones she thought of as the “good” animals had all died…dogs, cats, rabbits and the things you could actually cuddle. Several months ago, Becky had found a sweet but skittish horse wandering along 6th Street. The mare had been a real beauty and she’d bonded with Becky quickly. She had called her Princess because the horse wasn’t the typical rangy quarter horse so often seen in the area. No, she was a beautiful Arabian and probably worth more than Becky had earned in an entire year as a secretary. Within a couple weeks, she was riding Princess bareback through the deserted city streets. The gentle mare followed her everywhere, likely for the companionship as much as the food and treats that Becky had been able to find for her.

A slight movement to her left brought Becky’s attention back down to the road. A large rattlesnake was moving along the pavement toward one of the cars. The snakes seem to prefer bedding down in the vehicles during the nights, probably because the cars held the sun’s heat long into the evening. This was precisely the reason Becky sat under the overpasses late in the afternoon every day. It gave her a shady spot to observe the snakes’ movements. This particular snake was a big one; close to the same size as the one that killed Princess.

They’d been walking along the curb on Congress Avenue, Becky seated on the horse. Neither one had spotted the rattler coiled up among the weeds. The thing didn’t even rattle; just struck like lightening at the mare’s legs. Princess reared in terror, flinging Becky from her back to land hard on the street where she’d blacked out. She’d woken hours later to find the horse lying in the street next to her, breathing heavily, her eyes rolled back in pain. Her right front leg was swollen to four times its normal size. She’d cradled the mare’s head in her lap for hours hoping the horse would survive. She didn’t.

Becky swiped at the tears as she rose to her feet. Removing the handgun from her backpack, she descended the steep incline down to the freeway, her eyes on the Mazda the snake had crawled up in to. She approached the car and lifted the door handle. The unused hinges protested with a loud squeak as she pulled open the door. The snake was coiled right in front of the driver’s seat. It stared at her with cold eyes, vibrating its tail and issuing a loud warning as it spied the threat she posed. Becky took careful aim and fired, separating the snake’s head from its body. The sound of the shot echoed along the empty streets.

“For Princess,” she whispered.

For now, killing rattlesnakes was enough reason to go on. But the anger wouldn’t last forever. She looked at the gun and caressed it gently. Every night before she went to sleep, she held it to her head, finger firm on the trigger as tears dried on her face. She hadn’t yet found the courage to pull the trigger but she was getter closer every night

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